NEO GIFT REGISTRY
Welcome to our NEO gift registry. Click on any picture to order that item and be taken to our donation page.
Symbolic items
“Purchase” one of the symbolic items below and your donation will allow us to buy something equivalent.
$10 —WRENCH
A wrench for every NEO!
$30 —AN INFINITELY-ADJUSTABLE WRENCH
An infinitely-adjustable wrench for every NEO!
$50 —A YEAR’S WORTH OF EGGS
That’s a whole lotta eggs.
$10/MONTH —A WRENCH EVERY MONTH!
We need wrenches all year long.
Real-life actual gifts
Donate any of the amounts below and you will receive the corresponding gift item(s).
$75 —MONTHLY PROP BUDGET
By donating the amount we need for props for one month, you will receive:
A “dead prop” (a prop no longer in use at the show)
+ A signed chapbook
$578.50 —ONE WEEK OF RENT
By donating the amount we need for one week of rent, you will receive:
A play written specifically for you!
+ Your name on the show menu for the week + Pair of VIP tickets to the show + SFNF t-shirt + Signed chapbook.
$1,559.75 —ONE WEEK OF THE INFINITE WRENCH
By donating the amount we need for our weekly budget, you will receive:
A play-writing workshop for you and your friends!
+ A play written specifically for you + Your name on the show menu for the week + Pair of VIP tickets to the show + SFNF t-shirt + Signed chapbook.
$175 —One Neo’s Weekly Pay
By donating the amount we need for one neo’s weekly pay, you will receive your choice* of the following. *Make sure to indicate which gift or service you want when making your $175 donation.
$175 —LIZARD TIME WITH AMY
Spend an hour at the East Bay Vivarium, lookin’ at lizards. (If we get tired of lizards* we’ll grab a drink, on me) *we won’t get tired of looking at lizards, come on.
$175 —A PERSONALIZED SPELL BY AMY
Amy will craft a spell, just for you, and will send along the spell and all needed spell components by mail.
$175 —STONED WITH ANDIE
Andie will cover any object smaller than your head in rhinestones.
$175 —BEDTIME WITH BAHAAR
Bahaar will read you a bedtime story over phone!
$175 —TROMBONE SERENADE FROM CLAY
Receive a personalized trombone serenade for you (audio video or IRL).
$175 —SOUP FOR TWO WITH CLAY
Clay will make u soup dinner, e.g. while you’re on a date with Jeb (like a personal chef) (also with dessert and appetizer and stuff)
$175 —WORD = BIRD
Tell Eli a word and he will make you a small watercolor cartoon of an imaginary bird based on it.
$175 —CUSTOMIZED BREAKUP PLAYLIST BY G
Playlist to get you, or a loved one feeling powerful
$175 —NORTH BEACH WALKING TOUR WITH G (small groups welcome)
Awesome description that makes you want it.
$175 —LEARN TO MAKE TOFFEE WITH HANNAH
I make a video tutorial on how to make toffee at home, and also send you some toffee made my me!
$175 —MAKE A CAMPFIRE WITH HANNAH
Video or in-person tutorial on how to SAFELY make AND DOUSE a campfire 😊
$175 —DATE A NEO (JEB)
Go on a date with jeb! (all genders welcome). You pay for everything.
$175 —SONGTIME WITH JEB
Jeb does a singing telegram style delivery to the person of your choosing. You can choose the song or I can write one.
$175 —JOME IS WHERE THE HAND (DELIVERED ICE CREAM) IS.
Joe-made ice cream, hand delivered to you
$175 —CHOOSE YOUR HOLES
Disc golf afternoon with Joe (9 OR 18 holes)
$175 —LOCK OF JOE’S HAIR
One (and only one!) lock of Joe’s hair. Fine, two if you ask nicely (with a larger donation)
$175 —PAINT AND SIP WITH JORDAN
Jordan will organize a paint and sip outing for you and her!
$175 —SOCK PUPPET BY JORDAN
One homemade original* sock puppet. *The photo is a real sock puppet made by Jordan but yours will be different.
$175 —MENSTRUAL BLOOD ART BY RAY RAY
Ray Ray will make an original* abstract painting for you with their menstrual blood. *The photo is a real example of a painting made by Ray Ray but yours will be different.
$175 —LATE NITE MEAL WITH RAY RAY @ TEMPEST
After a Friday show or Tuesday rehearsal, Ray Ray will treat you to one food item, one drink, and one platonic hour of conversation at our favorite Neo dive bar, The Tempest.
$175 —SAM’S BURIED TREASURE
Sam will bury a little one-of-a-kind gift just for you somewhere and send you the coordinates.
$175 —EXPOSURE THERAPY WITH SAM
Sam will draw a picture of the thing you are most afraid of and send you a file so you can slowly become inoculated to its terrifying properties.
$175 —PEN PALS WITH SHAINA
We write each other letters in a tiny book and send the book back and forth until you get tired of doing this
$175 —SONG TIME! WITH TOPHER
Topher will write you a song about one of your chosen topics and send you a lil video.
$175 —BEHIND THE SCENES! WITH TOPHER
Learn how we run a scrappy, consensus-based theatre company. Co-Artistic Director Topher Lin will give a short talk, then we’ll have open Q&A. We’ll talk pitch process, feedback philosophy, governance, and facilitation. 1 hour total.
$175 —MYSTER PORTRAIT! BY TOPHER
Topher will draw a portrait of your friend or acquaintance based on a photo you supply, and will mail it to your friend with ZERO explanation. (Note: Topher is not a professional illustrator.)
$175 —PET PICTURE APPRECIATION BY WALLACE
You can send me your pet pictures for one whole day and I will appreciate every photo :)
$175 —ADVICE FROM WALLACE
Wallace will give you relationship, sex, and/or trans-ing of gender advice.
$175 —CHUG-A-LUG WITH WILLIE
Willie will teach you to chug a beer in his backyard or on zoom. If you already know how, then we’ll just do it.