$30K IN 60 DAYS GIFT REGISTRY
When you make your donation, please write in the notes field which gift you want!
$75: PROPS FOR ONE MONTH
Those comically large shirts don’t pay for themselves! Cover our props for one month, and receive:
A “dead prop” (a prop no longer in use at the show). We’ll let you rummage through our dead props bin and choose.
Signed copy of our new 2024 Chapbook!
$225: ONE NEO’S PAY FOR ONE WEEK
Every week, we spend three nights rehearsing and performing, not to mention all the time we spend writing and prepping at home! Cover one Neo’s weekly pay, and receive:
Personal gift from one Neo! Scroll down to see your juicy options in “Personal Gifts from SF Neo-Futurists”
Signed copy of our new 2024 Chapbook!
$600: ONE WEEK OF RENT
We love our home venue 447 Minna, and if you help us cover one week of rent there, you’ll receive:
Your name in the show menu!
Personal gift from one Neo! Scroll down to see your juicy options in “Personal Gifts from SF Neo-Futurists”
One of our snazzy new 2024 T-shirts!
Signed copy of our new 2024 Chapbook!
$2,200: ADOPT-A-WEEK OF THE INFINITE WRENCH
Forget highways, this is your chance to adopt an ENTIRE WEEK of The Infinite Wrench! By covering one week’s rent, the pay for 6 performers and 1 technician, and supplies (props, menu printing, COVID tests), you’ll receive:
A play written specifically for you!
Your name in the show menu!
Personal gift from one Neo! Scroll down to see your juicy options in “Personal Gifts from SF Neo-Futurists”
One of our snazzy new 2024 T-shirts!
Signed copy of our new 2024 Chapbook!
PERSONAL GIFTS FROM SF NEO-FUTURISTS
Donate $225 and receive any of these gifts! When making your donation, please write in the notes field which gift you want.
INSOMNIAC YOUTUBE PLAYLIST with AMY
AMY will curate you a playlist of all her favorite weird YouTube videos for when you can’t sleep at night and you need something to look at that isn’t your bedroom ceiling.
COZY D&D SESSION with AMY
AMY will run a 90-120 minute cozy D&D session for you and up to three of your pals. No D&D experience necessary; we’re light on combat and lighter on rules in this household.
WATTPAD FANFIC READING with ANEEKAH
ANEEKAH will send you a dramatic reading of the beginning of a Wattpad fanfic about your fave band/artist/celebrity. This one’s for you, Y/N!
REVERSE MAD LIBS with ANEEKAH
Give ANEEKAH a list of words, she’ll attempt to freestyle rap and fill in the rest.
BEDTIME STORY with BAHAAR
BAHAAR read you a bedtime story over the phone.
PERSONALIZED POEM with CINDER
CINDER will write you a poem on the topic on your choosing and send you a voice note of them reading it along with the text.
TAROT READING with CINDER
CINDER will answer one (1) question of your choosing in a video tarot reading.
ABSTRACT PAINTING with DANNI
DANNI will paint a small abstract painting of sounds he sees based on a playlist of your choosing.
WORD = BIRD with ELI
Tell Eli a word and he will make you a small watercolor cartoon of an imaginary bird based on it.
NORTH BEACH WALKING TOUR with G
GEULAH will teach you everything you need to know about her home turf if you’re trying to live that weird artist life in this historic neighborhood. Small groups welcome.
LEARN TO MAKE TOFFEE with HANNAH
I make a video tutorial on how to make toffee at home, and also send you some toffee made my me!
MAKE A CAMPFIRE with HANNAH
Video or in-person tutorial on how to SAFELY make AND DOUSE a campfire 😊
RECEIVE A NÜD from JEB
JEB will send you one (1) tasteful sexi photograph with a prop from The Infinite Wrench. For realz. <3
SFNF CROSS STITCH by JOE
JOE will make you cross stitch of the SFNF thumbs up great show logo! (Plus, probably I find a frame for it.)
LOCK OF JOE’S HAIR
One (and only one!) lock of JOE’s hair. Even hairier than last year!
DRAG SHOW with JORDAN
JORDAN will take you to a drag show in SF or the East Bay and will buy you a drink!
PUPPET PARTY with JORDAN
You, a pal, and JORDAN will get together and make sock puppets!
ASMR Time with MARS
MARS will make you a 10-min ASMR video! Choose from themes like makeup & hair, helping you fall back asleep, an assortment of nice sounds, or a fourth cool option that Mars will prepare just for u!
“PSYCHIC” BEST FRIEND with MARS
MARS will be your “psychic” bestie for 30 minutes in person or over Zoom! They'll create a list of movies/shows/songs that will aid you on your ~journey~ + you'll play an energy-charged game of MASH together!
MENSTRUAL BLOOD ART by RAY RAY
RAY RAY will make an original* abstract painting for you with their menstrual blood. *The photo is a real example of a painting made by Ray Ray but yours will be different.
LATE NITE MEAL with RAY RAY @ TEMPEST
After a Friday show or Tuesday rehearsal, RAY RAY will treat you to one food item, one drink, and one platonic hour of conversation at our favorite Neo dive bar, The Tempest.
BURIED TREASURE with SAM
SAM will bury a little one-of-a-kind gift just for you somewhere and send you the coordinates.
EXPOSURE THERAPY with SAM
SAM will draw a picture of the thing you are most afraid of and send you a file so you can slowly become inoculated to its terrifying properties.
SONG TIME with TOPHER
Topher will write you a song about one of your chosen topics and send you a lil video.
HOME-COOKED DINNER by WALLACE
WALLACE will deliver you a home-cooked dinner using 2 seasonal ingredients.